If you don’t appreciate this tweet, not only must you be a cadaverous lay, but you probably have horrendous taste in music, too.

If you don’t appreciate this tweet, not only must you be a cadaverous lay, but you probably have horrendous taste in music, too.

The Great Gatsby

I wrote this originally for ReadIt1st, but as that was months ago and I haven’t received a response, I thought I’d post it here. I like the piece and it’s timely.

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Why DC Won’t Hire Me

Almost a year ago, in June 2011, I posted a blog entry entitled, “Why DC Comics Should Hire Me”. It was right at the onset of the New 52, and I was making the point that—with all the coming changes—it seemed intuitive for DC to acquire some new talent. I wrote the blog with a silly undertone, and then @-ed it to many of DC’s staff via twitter, not really expecting a response.

I was wrong.

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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Ever wonder what it would sound like if Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino and Samuel L. ‘Muthafukkin’ Jackson went to dinner? I did, so I made this.